No, Christine and I are not dating.

She’s my boss.

I’m four years younger than her.

It’s not gonna happen.

Yes, I may have bought her dinner. Yes, I occasionally walk her home. Yes, we have shown up late to a briefing together. Yes, the two of us were found at Natina’s house with just Tom and Natina, Travis and Jessica, and ourselves.

The rumors may abound, but no… We are not dating.